I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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