whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So many bounce houses so little time
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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