whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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