Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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