i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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