I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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