Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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