apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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