The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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