I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
