If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We're too hungover to prance.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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