You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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