I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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