you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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