Dual....:-)
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if i died would you start the facebook group?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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