Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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