Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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