it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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