dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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