Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just gift wrapped bread.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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