Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love having hate sex.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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