Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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