whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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