Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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