one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
where are my eyebrows?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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