We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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