i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
