would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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