just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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