belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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