I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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