What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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