He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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