i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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