I don't usually arrange sex via text message
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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