I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.