Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.