I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.