How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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