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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
