Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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