i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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