i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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