dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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