Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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