Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Are we still banned from the library?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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