hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think my fart just growled at me.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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