the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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