even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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