Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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