He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
