I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Barsexuality is the new black.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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