So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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