nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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