He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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