So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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