he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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