I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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