He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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