My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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