He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
why is half of my head shaved?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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