dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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