he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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