So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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