I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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